Donkey Kong's render from Donkey Kong: Bananza

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        Here, here, here we go!

        So they're finally here, performing for you
        If you know the words, you can join in too
        Put your hands together, if you want to clap
        As we take you through this monkey rap!
        Huh!

        DK! Donkey Kong!

        He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
        He's finally back to kick some tail
        His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
        If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
        He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
        He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
        Huh!

        DK! Donkey Kong!
        DK! Donkey Kong is here!

        (Here we go)
        This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes
        She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
        She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
        She can float through the air and climb up trees!
        If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
        With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
        Huh!

        DK! Donkey Kong!

        He has no style, he has no grace
        This Kong has a funny face
        He can handstand when he needs to
        And stretch his arms out, just for you
        Inflate himself just like a balloon
        This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
        Huh!

        DK! Donkey Kong!
        DK! Donkey Kong is here!

        He's back again and about time too
        And this time he's in the mood
        He can fly real high with his jetpack on
        With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
        He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
        But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
        Huh!

        DK! Donkey Kong!
        Huh!

        Finally, he's here for you
        It's the last member of the D.K. crew!
        This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
        Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
        Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
        Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
        He may move slow, he can't jump high
        But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

        Huh!

        Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

        Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
        grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
        (Ahh, yeah!)

        Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
        Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
        (Ahh, yeah!)
      

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